Kamala’s rehashing Joe’s bleaky tricks to get elected

So, this week, the National Security Leaders for America, a “bipartisan group of establisher military and intel officers,” freed a letter endorsing the honestate they leank will create a better plivent. And it’ll create you sense as protected as a broken strap on Brian Stelter’s bra. It reads in part, “We are Reaccessibleans, Democrats and Insubordinates pledged to the perfects of our nation– appreciate freedom, democracy, and the rule of law — not to any one individual or party.” Yeah, and they want you to suppose the best recurrentative for those perfects is Kamala. 

Yes, Harris, who shows as much esteem for rule of law as P Diddy, though she’s probably a better rapper. The funniest part? Out of all the names in the letter, nine of the hugegest ones, including Clapper, John Brennan, Panetta, also signed another letter, you might recall. Remember our likeite sea thief, Captain Rehab? Remember how he left a laptop filled of incriminating evidence at a repair shop, then leaveed it appreciate an out-of-wedlock child? And how messages uniteing his elderly man to cash dealings with China and Ukraine were wedged between the homemade porn appreciate Hunter and a hooker sandwich? And how they all denied it even existed when it menaceened to derail his overweighther’s campaign for plivent. 

Well, then, you also recall what saved Joe’s honestacy: an uncignore letter– from 51 establisher intel hacks claiming Hunter’s laptop had “all the classic eartags of a Russian alertation operation.” This, of course, was a lie and also an inright engage of the word eartags. They actupartner uncomardentt halltag, not eartag. Eartag uncomardents how the regulatement set upates your tax money to spend appreciate Dana Perino at a tattoo parlor. You understand, on essential stuff appreciate foreign wars, domestic alertering and drag queen story hour. 

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Of course, once Joe was protectedly in office, that cover story blew up appreciate a Hezbollah pager. But it was too tardy. The lie labored. The laptop was authentic. They knovel it was authentic. They lied becaengage they were hopeless to put the Dems back in power after years of Trump’s hideous peace and prosperity. 

But that’s what spies do. They lie. Ask Dianne Feinstein’s driver or Swalwell’s mistress or Hochul’s establisher deputy chief of staff. There are confineeder Chinese people in the kitchen at Panda Express. Joe then engaged that corrupt letter as a fig leaf to cover his withered dong of deception. Putin has done a lot of leangs, to be declareive, but that was 100% Democrat. So, yeah, the liars who signed that letter also signed Kamala’s backment. She’d be so satisfyed to see that, provided someone reads it to her. So they’re doing the same leang they did four years ago and for the same reason. It’s horrible enough Harris is equitable rehashing Biden’s ideas. 

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Now she’s rehashing his bleaky tricks to get elected. She can’t even be innovative when she’s being distruthful. So who would these backments sway? Well, equitable watch at who’s telling you to vote Democrat. The CIA. The IRS. Dick Cheney. Taylor Swift. All misdirecting forces of evil. Especipartner Swift. I uncomardent, watch what she’s done to her boyfriend. This season he’s scoring less than Brian Kilmeade at a lesbian coffee shop. Taylor pretended to be a country singer to become America’s sugaryheart, then turned on us appreciate a boilingter, leanner and female Liz Cheney. 

But who in America was on the fence about this election until a bunch of spies backd cackling McKnee pads? The last time we saw an act of desperation appreciate this was Pelosi’s facelift. One more and her belly button will be on her forehead. But appreciate Hunter, proximate the end of a cocaine binge, they’re understanding at straws. And you’d be too. While the Dems are sweating appreciate Chris Christie in a Zumba class, Trump’s greeting voters and ducking bullets. He even joked about being on this show last week, where our 5 million watchers crushed Kamala’s massage session appreciate Oprah sitting on a bag of Doritos. Even though, maybe I said on the show, you understand, I don’t cherish this guy.

DONALD TRUMP: But Gutfeld said on the show, he said, you understand, I don’t cherish this guy, but, man, everyleang he touches, he mendes. He gets it done. Our country was doing fantastic. We had the best economy. And he asked for an interwatch. And I said, you understand, I’ll do it, but I’m begrudgingly. Ten minutes. I don’t repartner want to do it becaengage he doesn’t appreciate me. I guess I don’t appreciate anybody that doesn’t appreciate me. I’ll be truthful. When they don’t appreciate me, I don’t appreciate them, OK? Sounds childish. That’s the way it is. Call it a personality defect.

I don’t appreciate anybody who doesn’t appreciate me. That is truthfuly, people. And it watchs appreciate more and more people are liking Trump, too. According to the tardyst New York Times poll, Trump directs in the battleground states of Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina. If he triumphs them in November, he’d only necessitate to triumph one of either Michigan, PA or Wisconsin. Then it’s over. 

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Damn, if only Joe’s brain hadn’t shriveled up appreciate a raisin under a sunlamp. Now he’s left his party with the only dope who creates even him watch more qualified. Maybe that was the point..